WA Delegate (non-executive): The Khaganate of Thialrer (elected )
Founder: The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Luscious Lands Of Lyreniah, Fredonia, Nilfgaard, Cape of Good Hope, Southern Africa, Krasnaya, Albosiac, Realm of the Whispering Winds, The Empire, Lady Rose, Federal Republic of Russia, Emeraldise, Queens, Roman America, Kylden, Erruwon, and 49 others.Brannackia, Mare Islands, Guinea Kiribati, Gypsy Lands, Codex Ylvus, The putnan empire of nations, Independence Hill, Port Louis, The Land of Noah, Lady Vera, Dead Sea, Tsumonrin, Lezra, The Proletariat Coalition, Thorossia, Ivory Tower, Eladen, Third Imperial Union, Asia, Barbaria, Mirror World, The Geopolitics Roleplay Region, New World Union, The Roleplay Chessboard, The Bar on the corner of every region, Eastern Roman Empire, Philippines, Burundi, Zimbabwe, Niakostrica, Pecan Sandies, Fraternal Union of States, Weffle, Northern Argaen Trade Organization, Commonwealth of Liberty, Nation of Earth, Solomon Islands, Groland, Libertarium, The Black Hawks, Pacific Union, Sikh Empire, gondor, Minas Tirith, The Embassy, The Sovereign States, Terra Novus, 2nd Epitome United, and Greater Middle East.
Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in 1st Epitome United
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, 1st Epitome United is ranked 8,359th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia||Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce||“CHRISTOS VOSKRESE!”|
|2.||The Proletarian Republic of Mantesa||Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites||“Workers of the world, unite!”|
|3.||The Armed Republic of Free Keltia||Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone||“United by labour! United by strenght!”|
|4.||The Queendom of Royalist Deyest||Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship||“Ich bin zurück und niemand kann mich wieder wegbringen”|
|5.||The High Kingdom of Cielearda||Democratic Socialists Hell||“Céad Míle Fáilte”|
|6.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Katollis||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists||“The Earth does not belong to us; we belong to the Earth”|
|7.||The Khaganate of Thialrer||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists||“Veritas vos liberabit”|
|8.||The Holy Empire of Kievo Rus||Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce||“All Slavs United in Purity and Holiness”|
|9.||The Glorious People's Utopia of Blessed Hyrkania||Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce||“You have nothing to lose but your chains”|
|10.||The 1st Sassanid Dynasty of Tahiries||Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship||“Ben hizmet etmek ve bölge korumak için canlı!”|
Voting opened 13 days ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
- : Embassy cancelled between The independent nations and 1st Epitome United.
- : The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : Embassy established between 1st Epitome United and Greater Middle East.
- : The 3rd Royal Confederation of Arkilandic of the region The Great Union proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between 2nd Epitome United and 1st Epitome United.
- : Embassy cancelled between Alvonia and 1st Epitome United.
- : The Kemalist Republic of The Turkish-State of the region Greater Middle East agreed to construct embassies.
- : The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia created a new regional poll: "Which of the following events eould you like in the roleplay first?".
- : The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia added a dispatch.
- : The Emperor of Hyperico Representative of the region Alvonia ordered the closure of its embassy in 1st Epitome United.
1st Epitome United Regional Message Board
"Thank-you," she says, taking the whisky from him, longing and loving something suitably strong. "No, no. Don't worry, this was all just for some ease of mind. I wouldn't be planning on bringing back "oppression" to the communists states anyway. Just hoping I could... relax a little you know."
It a quiet moment of sipping, just for a moment though.
"... The Iron Queen? I've heard of the Iron lady and the Iron Chancelloe but, I'm not that harsh, am I?" She asks, looking back at Ciarán.
"Well, the government censorship, the public flogging and torture, the absolute monarchy. Maybe you don't think it's that bad, but on the other side of our sea, we view those with disdain.
But I don't wish to offend, I think the region is a lot better off when we are at peace.
And I think it's a lot more fun to seek into try to intimidate each other by sneaking into their home, more than war at least."
"To be honest, one was slightly too easy." She says with a smile. "Although I did almost break my back doing it."
Yuri shifts in her seat, looking as if she's truly making herself comfortable.
"I hope you don't see me as a warmonger Ciarán. After the aptly named 'Defence of Deyest', I've seen enough to last me a lifetime." She says, taking another sip
Ciarán falls silent, staring at a painting. It's a dramatic picturing of the student's strike on the Eagle Marketplace, which is now the Rose Square. It shows the escalation, where the policemen started beating up strikers.
"I guess that makes two of us. I was there, you know"
He points at the small painting.
"We laid the entire city centre flat. Everyone joined in, factory workers, sailors, even a few soldiers.
It was the beginning of our revolution, and it was beautiful. Terrifying and painful, but beautiful."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... but, I can say it is." She says, another smile.
"You know, I don't know what I expected coming here... but I can say it was at least worth it, if not, just for the drink." She says finishing it. She giggles slightly.
"Another?" She asks holding up her glass.
"Of course, Your Majesty" he says with an extravagant bow, before pouring another glass for the two of them.
"I can see that you're a true queen, not even thinking of a please or thank you. It's fine, you're probably used to it.
And don't worry, I don't see you as a warmonger. At least, when you're not sailing around a massive flagship by my coast.
No, now that you're here. A queen laying bare feet on my couch, no uniforms or crown, it's quite disarming actually.
Civilian attire suits you much better, Yuri. I'd almost suggest you abdicate to enjoy it more often" he says with a wink.
"Almost." She repeats. "Maybe in another life, I would be an accountant, filing reports and working a 9-5 with annoying co-workers and an as*hole of a boss." She says with a laugh and another drink.
"But hey, then I wouldn't get to enjoy meetings like this, would I?" She says, for the first time with her own wink back.
In honor of Karl Marx's birthday, a massive festival has been organized in Blessed Hyrkania. People from all over the country gather in Asratu to watch military parades and participate in parties. All citizens are distributed double rations for the day, and an air show has even been organized. Large statues of prominent communist figures, including Akssae Varidium are paraded down the streets, and replicas of monarchs are burned down by the crowds.
"Working for bosses? Not even in the next life for me.
I fought too hard to be free of that.
But enough talking about the revolution.
Tell me what's it like to rule of a queendom like Deyest, with such an absolute might.
The mere thought fills me with fear, but also a sense of pride and power.
What's it like?"
Yuri fixes herself on the sofa, drink in hand, instead of slouching in the corner and closer to Ciarán.
"Ugh, where do I start?" She says with a smirk. "Well... its strange. Most days I don't even think about the power... well, at least not anymore. I guess having the nuclear option right under your desk will do that to you." A laugh passes her lips, as well as another sip of drink.
"No, most days I either have to spend my days talking with sector leaders going, 'do this' or 'do that' or staring at my computer monitor. Let me tell you, perfectionism is the biggest stress I will ever face ever. I sometimes can't sleep without wondering, 'did I do this?' or 'did I do that?'. I'm just happy I have my faithful friend Prestove to help me... when I think about it... really my only friend..."
Yuri's smile finally fades. The drink in her hand tipping to one side of the glass as she looks as if she is thinking for a moment.
"... I guess... I guess that's why I look out to sea most days. The palace garden, its on the edge of the Epitomic sea. It's just so nice to be there and surprisingly... not feel lonely." Yuri sighs, yet again slumping down in her seat, this time downward instead of into the sofa corner like she was before.
"I guess that's what power really is, isn't it? To have everything, you must give away everything. I still find it a little bit funny."
The tiniest smile appears at the side of her lips, a little thought to something she never really talks about.