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1st Epitome United RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Khaganate of Thialrer (elected )

Founder: The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

Last WA Update:

Board Poll Activity History Admin Rank

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 680th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 721st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 744th+20
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 915th Most Devout: 1,084th Nudest: 1,169th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,467th Most Nations: 1,535th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,539th Most Developed: 1,634th Most Cultured: 1,681st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,760th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,813th Largest Governments: 1,931st Highest Average Incomes: 1,966th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,972nd Longest Average Lifespans: 1,988th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,009th Healthiest Citizens: 2,055th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,108th Largest Black Market: 2,219th Most Efficient Economies: 2,369th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,396th
World Factbook Entry

This is the 1st Epitome United

This region is very diverse. Founded by nomads, settled by many. It is centered around The Epitomic Sea, with the klocian land departing it from the ocean in the north.


OOC: Before you post! (We are a strictly role-play community, read Cultural Revivalism for more info)
  1. Endorse our WA Delegate (Thialrer) if you are in WA

  2. Read regional rules

  3. Read FAQ of the entire Nation States

  4. Read some instructions about writing on Nation States

  5. Ask for a spot on regional map

  6. Read The Charter of The Region

  7. LinkJoin our Discord server

(We were Featured on December 26th)



Embassies: The Luscious Lands Of Lyreniah, Fredonia, Nilfgaard, Cape of Good Hope, Southern Africa, Krasnaya, Albosiac, Realm of the Whispering Winds, The Empire, Lady Rose, Federal Republic of Russia, Emeraldise, Queens, Roman America, Kylden, Erruwon, and 49 others.Brannackia, Mare Islands, Guinea Kiribati, Gypsy Lands, Codex Ylvus, The putnan empire of nations, Independence Hill, Port Louis, The Land of Noah, Lady Vera, Dead Sea, Tsumonrin, Lezra, The Proletariat Coalition, Thorossia, Ivory Tower, Eladen, Third Imperial Union, Asia, Barbaria, Mirror World, The Geopolitics Roleplay Region, New World Union, The Roleplay Chessboard, The Bar on the corner of every region, Eastern Roman Empire, Philippines, Burundi, Zimbabwe, Niakostrica, Pecan Sandies, Fraternal Union of States, Weffle, Northern Argaen Trade Organization, Commonwealth of Liberty, Nation of Earth, Solomon Islands, Groland, Libertarium, The Black Hawks, Pacific Union, Sikh Empire, gondor, Minas Tirith, The Embassy, The Sovereign States, Terra Novus, 2nd Epitome United, and Greater Middle East.

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1st Epitome United contains 11 nations, the 1,535th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in 1st Epitome United

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, 1st Epitome United is ranked 8,359th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Khatunate of Khazar LechiaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“CHRISTOS VOSKRESE!”
2.The Proletarian Republic of MantesaLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Workers of the world, unite!”
3.The Armed Republic of Free KeltiaLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“United by labour! United by strenght!”
4.The Queendom of Royalist DeyestMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Ich bin zurück und niemand kann mich wieder wegbringen”
5.The High Kingdom of CieleardaDemocratic Socialists Hell“Céad Míle Fáilte”
6.The Constitutional Monarchy of KatollisInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“The Earth does not belong to us; we belong to the Earth”
7.The Khaganate of ThialrerInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Veritas vos liberabit”
8.The Holy Empire of Kievo RusIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“All Slavs United in Purity and Holiness”
9.The Glorious People's Utopia of Blessed HyrkaniaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“You have nothing to lose but your chains”
10.The 1st Sassanid Dynasty of TahiriesPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Ben hizmet etmek ve bölge korumak için canlı!”
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Regional Poll • Which of the following events eould you like in the roleplay first?

The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia wrote:The first event from those will happen in the second week of may...

Voting opened 13 days ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

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Free Keltia wrote:"They'll live ... in relative freedom ... as long as you allow them to.

I do admire it, though. Do you know how long it takes for change to happen?
First I need to convince the National Union, then the Local and Provincial Unions need to agree, it's such a fuss.
I don't long to be an absolute monarch like you, but still, what problems it could solve.

But I think we have an agreement here. I don't attempt to spread the revolution to Royalist Deyest, and you do not attempt to bring oppression back to Free Keltia or Mantesa."

He refills the glasses with Cieleardan whiskey, offering one to Yuri.

"Thank-you," she says, taking the whisky from him, longing and loving something suitably strong. "No, no. Don't worry, this was all just for some ease of mind. I wouldn't be planning on bringing back "oppression" to the communists states anyway. Just hoping I could... relax a little you know."

It a quiet moment of sipping, just for a moment though.

"... The Iron Queen? I've heard of the Iron lady and the Iron Chancelloe but, I'm not that harsh, am I?" She asks, looking back at Ciarán.

Royalist Deyest wrote:"Thank-you," she says, taking the whisky from him, longing and loving something suitably strong. "No, no. Don't worry, this was all just for some ease of mind. I wouldn't be planning on bringing back "oppression" to the communists states anyway. Just hoping I could... relax a little you know."

It a quiet moment of sipping, just for a moment though.

"... The Iron Queen? I've heard of the Iron lady and the Iron Chancellor but, I'm not that harsh, am I?" She asks, looking back at Ciarán.

"Well, the government censorship, the public flogging and torture, the absolute monarchy. Maybe you don't think it's that bad, but on the other side of our sea, we view those with disdain.
But I don't wish to offend, I think the region is a lot better off when we are at peace.

And I think it's a lot more fun to seek into try to intimidate each other by sneaking into their home, more than war at least."

Free Keltia wrote:"Well, the government censorship, the public flogging and torture, the absolute monarchy. Maybe you don't think it's that bad, but on the other side of our sea, we view those with disdain.
But I don't wish to offend, I think the region is a lot better off when we are at peace.

And I think it's a lot more fun to seek into try to intimidate each other by sneaking into their home, more than war at least."

"To be honest, one was slightly too easy." She says with a smile. "Although I did almost break my back doing it."

Yuri shifts in her seat, looking as if she's truly making herself comfortable.

"I hope you don't see me as a warmonger Ciarán. After the aptly named 'Defence of Deyest', I've seen enough to last me a lifetime." She says, taking another sip

Royalist Deyest wrote:"To be honest, one was slightly too easy." She says with a smile. "Although I did almost break my back doing it."

Yuri shifts in her seat, looking as if she's truly making herself comfortable.

"I hope you don't see me as a warmonger Ciarán. After the aptly named 'Defence of Deyest', I've seen enough to last me a lifetime." She says, taking another sip

Ciarán falls silent, staring at a painting. It's a dramatic picturing of the student's strike on the Eagle Marketplace, which is now the Rose Square. It shows the escalation, where the policemen started beating up strikers.

"I guess that makes two of us. I was there, you know"

He points at the small painting.

"We laid the entire city centre flat. Everyone joined in, factory workers, sailors, even a few soldiers.
It was the beginning of our revolution, and it was beautiful. Terrifying and painful, but beautiful."

Free Keltia wrote:Ciarán falls silent, staring at a painting. It's a dramatic picturing of the student's strike on the Eagle Marketplace, which is now the Rose Square. It shows the escalation, where the policemen started beating up strikers.

"I guess that makes two of us. I was there, you know"

He points at the small painting.

"We laid the entire city centre flat. Everyone joined in, factory workers, sailors, even a few soldiers.
It was the beginning of our revolution, and it was beautiful. Terrifying and painful, but beautiful."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... but, I can say it is." She says, another smile.
"You know, I don't know what I expected coming here... but I can say it was at least worth it, if not, just for the drink." She says finishing it. She giggles slightly.

"Another?" She asks holding up her glass.

Royalist Deyest wrote:"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... but, I can say it is." She says, another smile.
"You know, I don't know what I expected coming here... but I can say it was at least worth it, if not, just for the drink." She says finishing it. She giggles slightly.

"Another?" She asks holding up her glass.

"Of course, Your Majesty" he says with an extravagant bow, before pouring another glass for the two of them.

"I can see that you're a true queen, not even thinking of a please or thank you. It's fine, you're probably used to it.
And don't worry, I don't see you as a warmonger. At least, when you're not sailing around a massive flagship by my coast.
No, now that you're here. A queen laying bare feet on my couch, no uniforms or crown, it's quite disarming actually.

Civilian attire suits you much better, Yuri. I'd almost suggest you abdicate to enjoy it more often" he says with a wink.

Free Keltia wrote:"Of course, Your Majesty" he says with an extravagant bow, before pouring another glass for the two of them.

"I can see that you're a true queen, not even thinking of a please or thank you. It's fine, you're probably used to it.
And don't worry, I don't see you as a warmonger. At least, when you're not sailing around a massive flagship by my coast.
No, now that you're here. A queen laying bare feet on my couch, no uniforms or crown, it's quite disarming actually.

Civilian attire suits you much better, Yuri. I'd almost suggest you abdicate to enjoy it more often" he says with a wink.

"Almost." She repeats. "Maybe in another life, I would be an accountant, filing reports and working a 9-5 with annoying co-workers and an as*hole of a boss." She says with a laugh and another drink.

"But hey, then I wouldn't get to enjoy meetings like this, would I?" She says, for the first time with her own wink back.

In honor of Karl Marx's birthday, a massive festival has been organized in Blessed Hyrkania. People from all over the country gather in Asratu to watch military parades and participate in parties. All citizens are distributed double rations for the day, and an air show has even been organized. Large statues of prominent communist figures, including Akssae Varidium are paraded down the streets, and replicas of monarchs are burned down by the crowds.

Royalist Deyest wrote:"Almost." She repeats. "Maybe in another life, I would be an accountant, filing reports and working a 9-5 with annoying co-workers and an as*hole of a boss." She says with a laugh and another drink.

"But hey, then I wouldn't get to enjoy meetings like this, would I?" She says, for the first time with her own wink back.

"Working for bosses? Not even in the next life for me.
I fought too hard to be free of that.

But enough talking about the revolution.
Tell me what's it like to rule of a queendom like Deyest, with such an absolute might.

The mere thought fills me with fear, but also a sense of pride and power.

What's it like?"

Free Keltia wrote:"Working for bosses? Not even in the next life for me.
I fought too hard to be free of that.

But enough talking about the revolution.
Tell me what's it like to rule of a queendom like Deyest, with such an absolute might.

The mere thought fills me with fear, but also a sense of pride and power.

What's it like?"

Yuri fixes herself on the sofa, drink in hand, instead of slouching in the corner and closer to Ciarán.
"Ugh, where do I start?" She says with a smirk. "Well... its strange. Most days I don't even think about the power... well, at least not anymore. I guess having the nuclear option right under your desk will do that to you." A laugh passes her lips, as well as another sip of drink.
"No, most days I either have to spend my days talking with sector leaders going, 'do this' or 'do that' or staring at my computer monitor. Let me tell you, perfectionism is the biggest stress I will ever face ever. I sometimes can't sleep without wondering, 'did I do this?' or 'did I do that?'. I'm just happy I have my faithful friend Prestove to help me... when I think about it... really my only friend..."

Yuri's smile finally fades. The drink in her hand tipping to one side of the glass as she looks as if she is thinking for a moment.

"... I guess... I guess that's why I look out to sea most days. The palace garden, its on the edge of the Epitomic sea. It's just so nice to be there and surprisingly... not feel lonely." Yuri sighs, yet again slumping down in her seat, this time downward instead of into the sofa corner like she was before.

"I guess that's what power really is, isn't it? To have everything, you must give away everything. I still find it a little bit funny."
The tiniest smile appears at the side of her lips, a little thought to something she never really talks about.

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