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I just finished drafting this Issue. What do you think?
[validity]: Valid for all nations
[Option One]: "These seeds are priceless!" exclaims frazzle-haired medical researcher @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@. "And we haven't even begun to scratch the surface of its capabilities! These things could save lives! We already know that they heal superficial wounds, can stop nosebleeds, and speed up the recovery process of banana-peel slips tenfold! There must be myriad more possibilities, too!" She throws a banana peel on your desk and thrusts a knife into it. "Let's show these slippery yellow menaces that we mean business!
[Fallout One]: "'Tis but a flesh wound!" Is @@NATION@@'s most popular saying.
Option Two Validity: Invalid for nations that don't have gladiators? contact sport? Any help with this bit is appreciated.
[Option Two]: "Are you really going to listen to this nut?" Asks @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, organizer of a large tournament in @@CAPITAL@@, his eyes swollen and black. "Think of the entertainment value! My gladiatorial tournament rakes in all kinds of money. My only problem is that the government insists that we give our gladiators time to heal." He pops a seed in his mouth and rolls his eyes, which have completely healed. "With these seeds, I can get my gladiators back on their feet and into the fight in no time! Think of the profits! It'll be the show of a lifetime!"
[Fallout Two]: Gladiatorial combat is @@NATION@@'s most popular sport.
[Option Three]: "Both of the people are, like, totally downers." intones self-proclaimed "Messenger of Mother Nature" @RANDOMNAMEMALE@@ as he chews on a suspicious-looking leaf. "The flowers those seeds come from are essential to the ecosystem. If you use them all up, the animals will, like, die or something."
[Option Three Fallout]: The forests of @@NATION@@ are widely known as the "Forests of Immortal Rabbits."
Great work! I expect this issue on my leader's desk within the week
Silvaain and New Slonia
There is one small bit I need some help with. The validity of Option two isn't filled in, and I don't quite know what to put there. Prolly not for nations without capitalism (no free market, no privately owned tournament), and one other thing. I'm debating disallowing it for nations without contact sport, but I'm not sure if NS has a policy for things like tournaments to the death/gladiatorial combat (which would be much more appropriate). I remember seeing something similar before, but I forget when and where.
I think NS has something for gladiatorial/ contact sports
I just checked a dispatch that lists all the policies. They have one for contact sports, but not gladiatorial combat.
Damn. NS is no fun sometimes
I recently made it required that people have background and medical checks before owning a firearm.... AND MY CIVIL RIGHTS FELL.
NS sometimes I stg
Technocratic founder and New Slonia
To be Fair I can see the logic: Less people owning guns means less civil rights. Even if the logic is flawed.
Bolslania and Technocratic founder
I just think its based on the USA, which makes it confusing to non-Americans at times.
Which is fine, I mean it just takes more effort.
I am an American and I'm still confuzzled.
I also support the bearing of firearms for clarification
Ok, well, good to know, I am Dutch btw. :) (Netherlands)
Hello :3
Hello and welcome.
Hello
Um do I exist AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My condolences.
You existence may be in question, but please don't mess up my RMB with spammy repeating capital letters. Or anything else spammy for that matter...
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