by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Get Outa Here!!”
2.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
3.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Oderint Dum Metuant”
4.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Guns. Lots of guns.”
5.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“An equal opportunity hate group.”
6.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
7.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
9.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
10.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
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