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The World World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Oderint Dum Metuant”
4.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“An equal opportunity hate group.”
5.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
6.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Guns. Lots of guns.”
7.The Holy Empire of HaedliaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“For the blessed nation!”
8.The Mysterious Airship of King CarlIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“No it is not”
9.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
10.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
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