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The World World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air CommandIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Peace Is Our Profession”
4.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Oderint Dum Metuant”
5.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“An equal opportunity hate group.”
6.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
7.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Guns. Lots of guns.”
8.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
9.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
10.The Mysterious Airship of King CarlIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“No it is not”
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