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The Nudest in Zhaucauozian Friendship

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Zhaucauozian Friendship is ranked 4,881^st in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Do the opposite”
2.	The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“𒀭Non Calor Sed Umor. Atque Panes Panisci.”
3.	The Dominion of New Leicestershire	Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters	“Libertas Inaestimabilis Res Est”
4.	The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“We believe everyone has the right to a well built gun”