The Most Advanced Public Education in Zhaucauozian Friendship
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “𒀭Non Calor Sed Umor. Atque Panes Panisci.” | |
| 2. |  The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Do the opposite” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of New Leicestershire | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Libertas Inaestimabilis Res Est” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We believe everyone has the right to a well built gun” | |
| 5. |  The Ample Endowment of Thessadoria | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Our eyes are up here, perverts!” |
