The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Zentari
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Battleship of BB-61 USS Iowa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Our Liberties We Prize, Our Rights We Will Maintain” | |
| 2. |  The Christian Republic of Idoho | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Long Live Idoho” | |
| 3. |  The People's Socialist Republic of Isla de Flores | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The People will Rise” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Narsarka | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “For the Greater good” | |
| 5. |  The Principality of Polata City | Democratic Socialists Hell | “One for All, and All for One” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Pontan | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Soeman | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “For Sœmân!” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Sol Union | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “For the Federation” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of State of Vaticane City | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “In Cathedra Petri” | |
| 10. |  The National Republic of Thermodolia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Prosperity through hard work” |
