The Fattest Citizens in Zarathustra
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Directorate of Valkalan | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “वज्रमात अस्ता रिजथम” |
