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The Least Corrupt Governments in Yarnia

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United States of U-S-N-A	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“We will not go quietly into the night!”
2.	The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Throwing giant cat throw pillows for fun!”
3.	The Dominion of IKINGCAKE	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Cake is love, cake is life, and cake is not a lie.”
4.	The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Duh”