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The Safest in Yarnia

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United States of U-S-N-A	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“We will not go quietly into the night!”
2.	The Dominion of IKINGCAKE	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Cake is love, cake is life, and cake is not a lie.”
3.	The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Throwing giant cat throw pillows for fun!”
4.	The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Duh”