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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Yarnia

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Throwing giant cat throw pillows for fun!”
2.	The Dominion of IKINGCAKE	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Cake is love, cake is life, and cake is not a lie.”
3.	The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Duh”