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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Yarnia

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Duh”
2.	The Dominion of IKINGCAKE	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Cake is love, cake is life, and cake is not a lie.”
3.	The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Throwing giant cat throw pillows for fun!”
4.	The United States of U-S-N-A	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“We will not go quietly into the night!”