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The Largest Mining Sector in Yarnia

World Census experts measured the volume of stuff removed from the ground to determine which nations have the largest mining industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United States of U-S-N-A	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“We will not go quietly into the night!”
2.	The Dominion of IKINGCAKE	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Cake is love, cake is life, and cake is not a lie.”
3.	The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Throwing giant cat throw pillows for fun!”
4.	The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Duh”