by Max Barry

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The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Wysteria

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 889th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
2.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
3.The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The BruceNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
4.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
5.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
6.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
7.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
8.The United States of Wars ForeverCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“War”
9.The Wealthy Evil Empire of ZamberdafCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“No moto since 1902”
10.The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser SozeCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
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