The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
| 3. |  The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
| 4. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 5. |  The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Do not despair” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Libercadia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Freedom for All, Oppression for None” | |
| 7. |  The Chaos of Nidpoggr | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Think fast, chucklenuts!” | |
| 8. |  The United Kingdom of NeoEgypt | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “𓂀” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Buddhai | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Motto” | |
| 10. |  The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Better go chaos then tyranny!” |
