The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Wishtonia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Gaulic Protectorate of Dachine | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Un lieu de Paix et de Prospérité” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Hutanjia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Land of Traditions” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Jaragupta | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Time is stronger than all other things” | |
| 4. |  The Frankenlischian Commonwealth of Kenega | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Relax and enjoy your life now” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Owaya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “God Save the King” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Ross bay | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “United we stand” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Rulapanga | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Do I Not Destroy My Enemies When I Make Them My Friends” | |
| 8. |  The Dem Socialist Republic of The Cardwith Islands | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “A New Dawning for All” | |
| 9. |  The Political Party of The UFF of Hutanjia | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Freedom for the Hutanjian People” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Kingdom of Vektrana | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Ćael Enaeraie” |
