The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Windows
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Wall of Water of D069 | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Mood: Plucky and Shivering Blue” | |
| 2. |  The Hot Steaming Cup of D005 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “It's a lucky bean that finds its way to my cup.” | |
| 3. |  The Three Coins in a Fountain of D053 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I'm Blue – da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye” | |
| 4. |  The Lucky Paper Hearts of D084 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Who cares if it's a blue twilight moon anyway?” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Bowl Of Ramen of D017 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The steaming purple bowl can open hidden treasures” | |
| 6. |  The Arrow Full Of Bouncing Balls of D061 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!” | |
| 7. |  The Flaming Balls of Lava of D035 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “mooredluckymerry” | |
| 8. |  The Endless Wall of Ocean Water of D028 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin'” | |
| 9. |  The Pies are too hot of D038 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I have a festive red Santa hat” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Moley Simolle of D003 | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “mooredbrainsjolly” |
