The Fattest Citizens in Vlaanderen
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Fleischmannstadt | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Drowned lands of Storm and Rain | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Flemish weather” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Tuizentfloot | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “AHA” | |
| 4. |  The You're It of Piekezot | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “I'm the one!” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Bobbejaanland | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “'k Zie zo gere m'n duivenkot” | |
| 6. |  The City of Dunkirk | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “We will remember.” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of Sergeant | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 8. |  The Flat Land of Le Plat Pays | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Mijn vlakke land!” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of West-Vlaanderen | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Klets | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “By The People For The People” |
