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The Fattest Citizens in Villa

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Villa is ranked 1,015^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Res publica of Upper Secundus	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Satis eloquentiae, sapientiae parum.”
2.	The Nomadic Peoples of Distracted	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“It's a celebration baby!”