The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Valentine Day
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Adriana the Polish Robot | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “What are you looking at? ^^” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Adrian Deston Emile the Daring | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Does he look like what you think he is?” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Adrian Markus the Scottish Weapon Master | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I just don't deal guns. I have mastered them.” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of Alien Stars | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “We dominate, one world at a time!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Amanda Zann Lilly the Needled | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “So... I got pierced on my head once? Wow.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Angeline the Cheerful IQ Commander | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Scanning for electronics.... spotted the bomb!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Annabelle Grace Whitney the Romanian 2B | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I see everything. Including your passion.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Ariel Naomi the Dimension Hopper | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Where am I now?!” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Astoria Major | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “To be, rather than to seem.” | |
| 10. | The Federal Republic of Astoria Minor | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “To be, rather than to seem.” |
