The Largest Governments in UwU Lands
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Asvial | Democratic Socialists Hell | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The United Natural Parks of Floweville | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We don't need a motto” | |
| 3. |  The Inhabitance of Synthellia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “To Know What is Unknown” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Dakenia | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Glory to the Kaiserex, Glory to the Dakenians” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Orenji | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Nothing rhymes with orange.” |
