The Smartest Citizens in USSD
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of Ashenov | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Снага кроз Напредак” | |
| 2. |  The Great Socialist Utopia of Neu Terra | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “As one you might be small. But together we are grand.” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of 4meric4 | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “мы диктатура пролетариата” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Deified Ideals | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Oh God I love memes” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Republic of Lorum Ipsum | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Liberté, égalité, and...” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Great Utopians | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Schneeburg | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Unity, Solidarity, Justice” | |
| 8. |  The Royal Riham of Kaku | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “pobedonosen suyuz” | |
| 9. |  The Allied States of Russian Subsidiaries | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Who is Joe and what happened to their mama?” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Ionic compounds | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Science first” |
