The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in United States
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Conglomerate of Corporate Infidels | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Consume.” | |
| 2. |  The Viceroyalty of Vile Island | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Viva!” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Gell-Bronx | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “PPffffffttt!” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions- | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Lumity” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of SSN55 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN68 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “What's that got to do with me?” | |
| 8. |  The BS Detector of October Surprise | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “SURPRISE!” | |
| 9. |  The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “United in Pride and Hope” | |
| 10. |  The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “You can't get there or anywhere from here.” |
