The Most Scientifically Advanced in United Christian Empires of the West
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Imperial Fiefs of Falmards | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Gladius Dei” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Christian Empire of Dominant Oppressors | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God, Loyalty, Victory” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Phan Oppy Demotre | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of UCEOTW Complaints Account | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Complaints for the United Christian Empires of the West” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Christian Dominion of Glorious Ascension | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Hic Inserere Aliquid Latine” |
