by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in United Christian Empires of the West

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, United Christian Empires of the West is ranked 17,435th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Phan Oppy DemotreCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“You Can't Stop Progress”
2.The Protectorate of UCEOTW Complaints AccountNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“Complaints for the United Christian Empires of the West”
3.The Principality of DeusamatteFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“John 3:16”
4.The Holy Imperial Fiefs of FalmardsIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Gladius Dei”
5.The Holy Christian Dominion of Glorious AscensionPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Hic Inserere Aliquid Latine”
6.The Holy Christian Empire of Dominant OppressorsPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“God, Loyalty, Victory”