The Fattest Citizens in United Christian Empires of the West
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, United Christian Empires of the West is ranked 17,435th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of Phan Oppy Demotre | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
2. | The Protectorate of UCEOTW Complaints Account | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Complaints for the United Christian Empires of the West” | |
3. | The Principality of Deusamatte | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “John 3:16” | |
4. | The Holy Imperial Fiefs of Falmards | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Gladius Dei” | |
5. | The Holy Christian Dominion of Glorious Ascension | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Hic Inserere Aliquid Latine” | |
6. | The Holy Christian Empire of Dominant Oppressors | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God, Loyalty, Victory” |