The Highest Drug Use in Thneedville
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Isle of Leng | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “די רייזינג זון” | |
| 2. |  The Lunar Queendom of Such A Beautiful Moon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Serenity.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Anime mapgamer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Not a spy UwU | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of I will raid Thneedville | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanity is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. |  The Nya-tionalist Nya-thUwUmbria of Nationalist Northumbria | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “ ” |
