The Most Cheerful Citizens in The United Federation of Planets
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Detachment of Redshirts | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “Vallo Lex” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of USS Crimson King | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The Future is Crimson” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Neo Andoria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “In the ice's embrace.” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Kung-Fu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “There is no spoon” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Captn Picard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Make It So” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Risa Colony | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “A Beacon Against Compliance” | |
| 7. |  The Planetary Federation of Admiral Archer | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “I've Got Faith” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of The Star Traveller | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “When you gaze to the stars, know I’ll always be there.” | |
| 9. | The Jingoistic States of The Mirror Universe | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Terra Rules Them All!” |
