The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Union of Rightwing Nations
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of -Right-wingia- | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Aggressive Perfector | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “LICH KING!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Amintera | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Babsava | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Chang Bunker | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hello Eng” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Conservatopial | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Corsica Incorporated | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “OSHA Violations Galore!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Costa Conserva | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Dan Rocizzolog | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Envedra | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
