The Most Primitive in The Union of Democratic States
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Union of Democratic States is ranked 24,764th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Irigoland | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Puppet of Bonaferia” | |
| 2. |  The Census Ministry of Vendiagram | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Order Up!” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kiss Kiss | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Fall in love!” | |
| 4. |  The United States of Luntern | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Ever Crumbling Flame of Kyandionja | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Don't do something you'll regret.” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of The Federation of Czeckiland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Fight for the People, Over the Motherland” | |
| 7. |  The Sultanate of Hurkstan | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله” | |
| 8. |  The Community of New Fredo | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Matriarchy of Woma | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Women not Men” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Kolua | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Might Makes Right” |
