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The Rudest Citizens in The Thonlands

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Grand Tavernate of Freebeerinakeg	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Beer. It has Beer in it.”
2.	The Bureaucratic Nightmare of Thonistan	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“Kill those who disagree!”
3.	The Accordance to The Prophecy of Areson	Tyranny by Majority Thieves	“Yes, it says to do that, now do it.”
4.	The Dictatorship of Thontopia	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“It's beautiful. It's... so beautiful. KILL IT.”
5.	The Free Paradise of Luraakia	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Blessed Lohlunat!”
6.	The Militant Theocracy of Chizra	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Beware The Alien. The Mutant. The Heretic.”