The Safest in The Sands
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Sands is ranked 23,863rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The AWOL Soldiers of Lyrical Gambling Brigade | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Just one more deal...” | |
| 2. |  The Croupier of The Sands Casino | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Place your bets, please” | |
| 3. |  The Sentai Team of PR Turbo | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Shift into turbo!” |
