The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Potato Alliance
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Non Sequitur | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Sola Dei Gloria” | |
| 2. |  The Radiated Fortress Republic of British Free | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Naatsiiaavugut, aamma ajugaaniarpugut!” | |
| 3. |  The Spud of PotatoSanity | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “SPUD CANNON” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Captain Potato | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “I can do this all day.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Potatoes....” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 1 | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 2 | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 3 | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 4 | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 5 | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Strength Through Compliance” |
