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The Potato Alliance World Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Potato Alliance

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Tuberous Garden of An Alliance of PotatoesMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Two potatoes for all! ...by way of nukes!”
2.The Republic of British FreeDemocratic Socialists Hell“Justice, Irreverance, Loyalty”
3.The Republic of Captain PotatoCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“I can do this all day.”
4.The United States of Geno the fishFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Like all good tops, we work out our bottoms.”
5.The Protectorate of MacoryNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“One King, One Country”
6.The Commonwealth of Non SequiturLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Sola Dei Gloria”
7.The Empire of NSC Potato HQAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Potato nukes, activate!”
8.The Community of Smallish HutsLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“ερωτÔv πάντα”