The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Potato Alliance
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tuberous Garden of An Alliance of Potatoes | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Two potatoes for all! ...by way of nukes!” | |
| 2. |  The Radiated Fortress Republic of British Free | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Naatsiiaavugut, aamma ajugaaniarpugut!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Captain Potato | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “I can do this all day.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Ica | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “A me” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Non Sequitur | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Sola Dei Gloria” | |
| 6. |  The Spud of PotatoSanity | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “SPUD CANNON” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Potato Dispatcher | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Potatoes....” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Spuds for the spudkasta | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Potatoes....” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 1 | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Mission Accomplished” |
