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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Potato Alliance

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Tuberous Garden of An Alliance of PotatoesIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Two potatoes for all! ...by way of nukes!”
2.The Republic of Captain PotatoCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“I can do this all day.”
3.The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 4Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“God, Homeland, Liberty”
4.The Spud of PotatoSanityInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“SPUD CANNON”
5.The Radiated Fortress Republic of British FreeDemocratic Socialists Hell“Naatsiiaavugut, aamma ajugaaniarpugut!”
6.The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 2Anarchy Lawless Wasteland“Peace and Justice”
7.The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 3Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.The Republic of Spuds for the spudkastaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
9.The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 7Anarchy Lawless Wasteland“Unity, Discipline, Work”
10.The Commonwealth of Non SequiturLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Sola Dei Gloria”
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