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The Fattest Citizens in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago is ranked 551st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Freedom Fighters of Biker MiceIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Let's rock and ride!”
2.The Holy Empire of King OrcIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Hail the King”
3.The Republic of DepotInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“From Many, One”
4.The Free Land of Coffee AddictsInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Wake up, drink coffee”