The Most Primitive in The Order of the Grey Wardens
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Greater Cyrillia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Kýrie, eléison” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Simbaina | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “With Lion's Heart” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of New Shilluk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Oqaatsut | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of INGGSOC | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Mortality | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Onionsbourg | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Onion is good” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Aberliada | Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise | “Fight to the end, Never surrender.” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Armada Salvadora | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Armar, honrar e elevar” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Grey Sovreignry | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Terminat hora diem; Terminat auctor opus” |
