The Nicest Citizens in The North Pacific
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Kaliaaa | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Most Weapon, for most money” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Wilkshire | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Corcaw | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “All For One and One For All” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We Own Y'all!” | |
| 5. |  The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Have a splashing fun time! ♥” | |
| 6. | The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Chedonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Enjoy The Beauty Of Yourself” | |
| 8. |  The Modern Consulship of Respublica Veneta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Ver vitam feret.” | |
| 9. |  The Communist Country of Fauzjhiax | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Moon, Sun and communism” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Future Back Problems | Democratic Socialists Hell | “know joke” |
