The Highest Crime Rates in The New Meritocracy
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Radioactive Republic of Jasque | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Meritocratic Republic of Argyres | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Fluctuat nec mergitur!” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of The Pole Dancers | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Tip More for Better Service!” | |
| 4. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner10 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Romulus” | |
| 5. |  The Free Republic of Frappuccino | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “mmm... coffee” |
