by Max Barry

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The Most Compassionate Citizens in The LCRUA

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dubiously Stable Republic of SmolcasmScandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State“And this is where we'd put our motto... IF WE HAD ONE!”
2.The Eternal Usurper of LarnionDemocratic Socialists Hell“Scinti ėt stande tex do filiatio.”
3.The Lesbian Elven Empire of XialtaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State“A caring, loving hug a day keeps hate & prejudice away!”
4.The Independent Marxist States of KrptonistDemocratic Socialists Hell“You don't support the party, you support the system!”
5.The Free State of PhoeczenuDemocratic Socialists Hell“Beyond the clouds we shine.”
6.The Free Land of EzannLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Cat on Tin Roof”
7.The Democratic Republic of LCRUA GuardianCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“For Freedom, Peace, Respect and Culture”
8.The Rogue Nation of DSN31Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
9.The Direct Democracy of LCRUALiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“For freedom, peace, respect and culture!”
10.The Free Land of CodpieceCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Nature's wish is our command”
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