The Rudest Citizens in The LCRUA
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Independent Marxist States of Krptonist | Democratic Socialists Hell | “You don't support the party, you support the system!” | |
| 2. |  The Tribe of Fortvento | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Ciam ni estas” | |
| 3. |  The Army of Stretchington | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Death waits in the dark” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Codpiece | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nature's wish is our command” | |
| 5. |  The Direct Democracy of LCRUA Founder | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “For Freedom, Peace, Respect and Culture” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of LCRUA Guardian | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “For Freedom, Peace, Respect and Culture” | |
| 7. |  The Chipmunk Republic of Zaila Two-the squeakquel | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “sdfedfe” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of The LCRUA | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “For the LCRUA” | |
| 9. |  The Dubiously Stable Republic of Smolcasm | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “And this is where we'd put our motto... IF WE HAD ONE!” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic States of Meralicia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Justice and Truth” |
