The Smartest Citizens in The Islay Coast
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Islay Coast is ranked 3,290th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Aristocracy of Los Banditos | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Oh Snap” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of Schwarzeflagge | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Malum consilium est, quod mutari non potest.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Technocratic Freelands | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Ex nihilo, calumniam” | |
| 4. |  The Join Lily of 162nd Catgirl Division | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Join Lily” |
