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The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Illuminati

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Illuminati is ranked 1,308^th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Third Social Alliance of Alragone	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Without power, you can affect nothing”
2.	The Councilist State of Grand Perunia	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Be Happy”
3.	The Church of New Vatican of Illuminati	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Keep the keys safe!”
4.	The Eyes Wide Shut of International Banking Cartel	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Problem, Reaction, Solution”
5.	The Free Land of LLFP 1	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Lifespan for the Other Person, Too”
6.	The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The Bizarre	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“We don't know.”
7.	The PRIORY of SI0N	Tyranny by Majority Thieves	“Deus Ex Machina”
8.	The Black and White of The New World Order	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life”