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The Rudest Citizens in The Illuminati

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Third Social Alliance of Alragone	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Without power, you can affect nothing”
2.	The Black and White of The New World Order	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life”
3.	The PRIORY of SI0N	Tyranny by Majority Thieves	“Deus Ex Machina”
4.	The Councilist State of Grand Perunia	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Be Happy”
5.	The Church of New Vatican of Illuminati	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Keep the keys safe!”
6.	The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The Bizarre	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“We don't know.”