The Most Developed in The Greatest Freak Show on Earth
The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Euphonic Euphoria of Eumarea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “L'eau apporte vie et joie” | |
| 2. |  The Protruding Eyes of Scurvy Knaves | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Vitamin C required in high dosages.” | |
| 3. |  The Unsettling Similarity of Twinister | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “If that is what you think best” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of Carlos Eduardo | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “La barca sin rumbo de mi pasión” |
