by Max Barry

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The Most Advanced Public Education in The Goose Pond

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, The Goose Pond is ranked 2,374th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Tsar of the Taiga of Siberian TigerLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“A tangerine splash amongst the frost”
2.The Sheltering Succor of She-WolfLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“La loba en celo saluda a la luna”
3.The Velikoye Knyazhestvo of Novgorod-PskovLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Is it not time to fulfil Marfa's sacred legacy?”
4.The Dancing Vanguard of Black SwansLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“A Rare Bird in the Land”
5.The V Formation of Goose SteppeLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“What's good for the gander is good for the goose”
6.The Free Land of A Grand AdmiralInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
7.The Empire of Mice and OttersCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Might Makes Right”
8.The Nomadic Peoples of Kazi NewrinkhandCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Peace and Justice”
9.The Specimen of BasselopeLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel”
10.The Bewilderbeasts of Cow ToolsLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Tool use is what separates Cows from other animals”