The Lowest Crime Rates in The Goose Pond
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sheltering Succor of She-Wolf | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “La loba en celo saluda a la luna” | |
| 2. |  The Tsar of the Taiga of Siberian Tiger | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “A tangerine splash amongst the frost” | |
| 3. |  The Dancing Vanguard of Black Swans | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “A Rare Bird in the Land” | |
| 4. |  The Velikoye Knyazhestvo of Novgorod-Pskov | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Is it not time to fulfil Marfa's sacred legacy?” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of 3rd SAFTian Squadron | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 6. |  The V Formation of Goose Steppe | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “What's good for the gander is good for the goose” | |
| 7. |  The Bewilderbeasts of Cow Tools | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Tool use is what separates Cows from other animals” | |
| 8. |  The Specimen of Basselope | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of A Grand Admiral | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Kazi Newrinkhand | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Peace and Justice” |
