The World World Census

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas	Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies	“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
2.	The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
3.	The Kingdom of Kaigi	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
4.	The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
5.	The United Socialist States of Span	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“We Own Y'all!”
6.	The Empire of Corsaria	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.”
7.	The Republic of Kyupaa	Democratic Socialists Hell	“O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?”
8.	The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“To Dream the Impossible Dream”
9.	The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax	Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies	“Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.”
10.	The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!”