The Most Primitive in The Equator
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Seven Kingdoms of Westeros and the Wall | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Above the Rest” | |
| 2. |  The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Unión y Libertad” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Arzovia | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Veritas & Virtus” | |
| 4. |  The Ultramarine Colony of Cananea | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Tributum furtum est” | |
| 5. |  The Popular Republic of Maraguay | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Justicia para todos” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Roma-Sparta | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “S.P.Q.R. & Μολὼν Λαβέ” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Land of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Regulate Our Way To Equity For Everyone!” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of New South Arlandia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “The Leap Nation” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Goxoland | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Ma ka pahikaua e imi kakou i ka malu malalo o ke kuokoa” | |
| 10. |  The County Island of Montecristo | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Compassione” |
