The Most Secular in The Embassy
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, The Embassy is ranked 4,488th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of JoeMAMAhcsd | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “BOBBY” | |
| 2. |  The Community of C A P T | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “The Coestian Association of Peace and Trade” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Zah Lanordia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I make the rules!” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Oh that this should be happening to us!” | |
| 5. |  The Promised Land of Ernest N Cross | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “No more Mr Nice Guy” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Democracy of Gyvinian Republic | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “The dogs will lead the way™.” | |
| 7. |  The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of A Goblinoid Merchant | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Everything has its price...” | |
| 8. |  The Ԍᴜᴀʀᴅ Doԍs of German Shepherd | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Woof! Woof! Woof!” | |
| 9. |  The United Nordic Kingdom of Schimmerland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Se Alltid Nord!” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Americu | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “In God we trust” |
