The Fattest Citizens in The Embassy
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Embassy is ranked 8,576th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Promised Land of Ernest N Cross | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “No more Mr Nice Guy” | |
2. | The Community of Generictopia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Motto” | |
3. | The Empire of Pyresia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Pyresia Forever” | |
4. | The Community of C A P T | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “The Coestian Association of Peace and Trade” | |
5. | The Jingoistic States of LOL Bozo | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “LAUGH!” | |
6. | The Ԍᴜᴀʀᴅ Doԍs of German Shepherd | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Woof! Woof! Woof!” | |
7. | The Colony of Pawnsia | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “We love our stuff!” | |
8. | The Confederacy of Morgastan | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “The best part is no part” | |
9. | The Federal Republic of Hesse-Brandenburg | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Strength promotes advancement” | |
10. | The Holy of New Deathland | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Moon Friendship” |