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The Fattest Citizens in The Embassy

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Embassy is ranked 8,576th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Promised Land of Ernest N CrossCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“No more Mr Nice Guy”
2.The Community of GenerictopiaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Motto”
3.The Empire of PyresiaAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Pyresia Forever”
4.The Community of C A P TRight-wing Utopia Utopia“The Coestian Association of Peace and Trade”
5.The Jingoistic States of LOL BozoCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“LAUGH!”
6.The Ԍᴜᴀʀᴅ Doԍs of German ShepherdLibertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society“Woof! Woof! Woof!”
7.The Colony of PawnsiaCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“We love our stuff!”
8.The Confederacy of MorgastanCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“The best part is no part”
9.The Federal Republic of Hesse-BrandenburgCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Strength promotes advancement”
10.The Holy of New DeathlandIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Moon Friendship”
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